Someone is always watching….:Reviewing Mister Magic by Kiersten White

Hello everyone! I wish it hadn’t taken me so long to get back to you with a review. Nothing major happened. You all know how it is: life gets in the way sometimes. I must work if I want to afford more books. If I get more books, you all get more reviews and you all seem to enjoy my opinions. I am definitely going to start reading more horror books with October being just around the corner. I always get so excited for this time of year. Early fall just feels wonderful, in my opinion. Now, let’s get to it and talk about Mister Magic.

Content Warning: Some harsh language, Religious Trauma, Child Abuse and Child Death, Some discussions of homophobia

Val Barrett had a nice life carved out for herself as a camp counselor. Everything was idyllic until her father passes away. At the funeral, a group of people show up claiming to be Val’s childhood friends. Not only do they say they were her friends, they also claim that they were all a part of a tv show called Mister Magic. Val, however, has no memory of her childhood or being a part of a mysterious tv show that seems to have never existed. Val and her friends decide to unravel the mystery of who Mister Magic really was and what happened that caused the show to seemingly vanish. The more she investigates, the more Val realizes that some things might be better off forgotten.

I will admit that my initial excitement for this book came from my love of “creepypastas,” which is the blanket term for a specific genre of fictional horror stories published on the internet. There is an entire subgenre dedicated to “corrupted” children’s shows or missing children’s shows that were actually more sinister than everyone remembers. (Candle Cove, anyone?) Kiersten White does seem to tap into this genre as the book is broken up with well-crafted mock internet posts that helped flesh out the world of the novel. It’s refreshing to come across an author who actually understands how the internet works and what it looks like. With all this being said, the novel did underwhelm me a bit. To encroach on spoiler territory (don’t read any farther if you don’t want to be spoiled): the whole book is essentially a giant metaphor for leaving a cult. In this instance, the cult in question was Mormonism. In the notes at the end, White does mention how she is ex-Mormon. While I can appreciate the intention of this novel, I felt that this aspect actually took away some of the horror elements for me. I would even argue that, outside of children being harmed, this book wasn’t even that scary and the initial intrigue fell apart at the end for me. Now, I have never experienced a situation like being involved in a religious cult so maybe I lack the experience to truly appreciate this book. I can safely say I didn’t dislike the book but I didn’t love it either. While it wasn’t my favorite book, I did appreciate what the goal was and I hope that someone out there can appreciate it in a way that I did not.

I swear myself to you and none other: Reviewing A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland

Hello everyone! Two reviews in one weekend! I know, it’s a lot but I am feeling productive with my TBR pile. I have some sequels to books I have previously read that I have been just itching to get around to. Today’s particular novel was brought to you by “Book Tok.” I’ve been finding really great suggestions through some of the people I follow there and I have a fairly comprehensive list of books I intend to read in the future. Enough chit-chat, though. Let’s finally discuss A Taste of Gold and Iron.

Content Warning: Some Violence, Some Mildly Graphic Descriptions of Bodily Injuries, Some Harsh Language, Mild Sexual Content

Prince Kadou of Arast is typically shy and soft-spoken, preferring to keep away from the court and politics. An altercation, though, puts him under the scrutiny of the royal court, his sister, and the father of his niece. In order to put himself back in the good graces of the court, Kadou takes it upon himself to lead an investigation of a break in at one of their guilds. At his side is a new bodyguard, a handsome and proper man named Evemer who was personally assigned to him by his sister. Kadou uses his ability of touch-tasting, which allows him to discern precious metals. Soon, Kadou and Evemer uncover a conspiracy that threatens the entire royal court and it is up to them to stop it.

A Taste of Gold and Iron is an enjoyable fantasy that weaves together a lot of fun tropes into Rowland’s own intricately created world. While I am not a huge fan of royal court fantasy, I did find myself enjoying how Rowland uses that setting to create so much delicious tension. The romance between Kadou and Evemer was such a good slow burn that was equal parts steamy and romantic. I know some people really love the “bodyguard romance” subgenre and this fits squarely into that trope as well. Romance that relies on specific tropes can be very tricky as sometimes it just comes across as cliche. Alexandrea Rowland includes just enough cliche to satisfy the romance part of the novel while balancing it out with an intricate fantasy setting. A Taste of Gold and Iron was certainly a great fantasy read that you won’t want to put down.

Disposable and Finite and Vulnerable: Reviewing Dead Astronauts by Jeff Vandermeer

Hello everyone! I am finally back after being gone for longer than I would have liked. There is also a chill in the air and I have a pile of horror novels that I am itching to read. I am pacing myself a bit because I want to save all of the spooky stuff for October. That doesn’t mean I’m going to stop reading the weird and creepy stuff. This is not my first time reading a book by Jeff Vandermeer so make sure to check out my other reviews of his books. Now, it’s time to talk about Dead Astronauts.

Content Warning: Disturbing Imagery, Some Harsh Language, Discussions and Depictions of Abuse, Animal Abuse, Animal Death, Discussions and Depictions of Severe Mental Illness, Violence, Medical Experimentation

Different stories unfold, begin, end, and some never get a chance to be told. A blue fox travels through time and space to complete a mysterious mission. A woman who is haunted by a demon finds a mysterious journal that changes her life. Three astronauts fight in a war against a powerful corporation that has destroyed and twisted nature. A madman wanders the desert, followed by a monster of his own creation whose purpose and name he cannot remember. All stories begin and all stories end, but not always in the way that they should.

Dead Astronauts is a captivating yet disturbing mixture of prose and poetry revolving around a cosmic battle between man and nature. Jeff Vandermeer’s brand of eco-centric sci-fi remains unlike anything else I have read. He does not hold back when exploring an apocalyptic future where nature fights back against humanity’s attempt to tame it. (He some how manages to make a duck into a very creepy character.) From what I can tell, Vandermeer’s books all exist within the same universe, which makes it more interesting. I love how he delves deeper into this topic and isn’t afraid to be abstract. I like when novels blend together different styles of writing to enhance the overall themes and messages. If you love surreal literature, particularly surreal sci-fi, then look no further than Jeff Vandermeer and definitely give Dead Astronauts your attention.